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Fate/tags

Hopefully this’ll help me keep track of my Fate posts/reblogs lol.

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

keiachi-chan:
omegaverse:
This was the funniest shit ever back in the day. Always on my mind
“Back in the day”
Pre covid was a different timeline entirely

(via red-mercer)

shailion:

thememedaddy:
Reminds me of this from civilization 4

(via maruposting)

saint-batrick:

johnbrownfunclubofficial:
mr-ticky:
hootenanie:
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
~~This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war~~ but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.
“I used to know your daddy.” kicks like a mule.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

iwasbored777:

josie69am:
Rip to the queen but I can’t stop having a fat ass
Every time I’m having a bad day I come back to these posts I have a feeling they get funnier every time I see them

(via tamamoswife)

lichtenbug:

lmaonade:
when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn’t waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

(via red-mercer)

everyurlithinkofistoolong:

chaotic-carnifex:
borinquenaqueer:
depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that
depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification

(via miserymisume)

quasi-normalcy:

time-traveling-fetus:
accidentallybased:
some would actually consider societal improvement to be a good thing
Focusing on “fixing the individual” is why the right is so utterly vulnerable to self-help grifters.

(via froody)

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

reasoncourt:
reasoncourt:
when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder
i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man

(via demilypyro)

madohomurat:

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I’ve discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.
GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.
GLaDOS: A shame, isn’t it? I thought so too. Which is why I’ve taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you’ll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You’ll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

(via machine-saint)